The Song of the Woolman Sorting Hat

Woolman students and interns alike are Harry Potter fanatics. It’s a constant conversation here on campus. For Halloween, we celebrated by creating the three Broomsticks pub here on campus and drinking butterbeer. Naturally, with the release of the new Harry Potter movie this week, the campus is abuzz with excited Harry Potter chatter. We’re all going to see the movie together tomorrow. And so, in honor of this special occasion, I have written the following:

The Song of the Woolman Sorting Hat

Our campus may be pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
We’re a community of incredible students,
Full of diversity.
If you seek an artist,
Dennis is his name,
His sketches and creative eye
Will surely earn him fame.
Annabelle, too, can capture a scene
With her camera lens,
Her desire to take pictures
Seems to never end.
If cake or pie is what you seek,
You can find Max mixing batter,
Due to Max’s baking skills
We’re all a little fatter.
If you seek peace and calm,
Just settle by the dining hall fire,
For Sage will be in to play her harp,
And fulfill your desire.
Or perhaps you’d like to spar with Keith
And expend some energy,
Beware his punch is powerful,
But unquestionably friendly.
Or maybe you’re looking for Chloe,
For you need a music suggestion,
She certainly knows enough
To point you in the right direction.
But don’t forget Marijke,
Our Hoosier solitaire,
But you’ll have to track her down,
Because she’s playing sports everywhere.
And if you need a rest,
Go find healer Kai,
He’ll grind you up some fresh herbs,
That work better than shut-eye.
Or maybe you are fascinated
With chickens and their eggs,
If so, Megan’s your girl,
She’s building them a new cage.
And if you need a break
From reality,
Go sit with Anna
And talk about Ron and Hermione.
Or perhaps you have an interest
In the compost we generate,
If so, just go find Patricia
And she’ll tell you its exact weight.
Or maybe all you need
Is a smile or a hug
All you need is to find Marie,
She’ll make you feel warm and snug.
At the Woolman School we have all types
And there’s room for every one,
So come! Join us!
Make new friends!
And start a journey that never ends!